for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
two words...techno handjob
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
Randomize
