wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
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