ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
Too much gin, very little bucket
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
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