remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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