I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
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When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
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can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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