That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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