'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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