Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I think I am morally bankrupt
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
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