Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
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I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
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Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
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