She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
You know, be my cock's hype man.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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