we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
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