that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
Randomize
