It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
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