HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
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Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
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This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
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