I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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