I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
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I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
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He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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