Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
you texted me last night and told me you couldn't find the toilet.
That explains the puddle of pee in my closet.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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