Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
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maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
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Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.