So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
27 Signs That Someone Will Probably Be Bad At Sex
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
23 Proposal Horror Stories You Won’t Believe
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night