Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
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so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
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Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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