Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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