i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
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