Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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