Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
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still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
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You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
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