dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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