We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
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i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
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And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
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