HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
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Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
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the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
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