Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
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