i would punch a child for taco bell
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
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So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
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She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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