Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
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Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
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Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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