I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
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