just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
