Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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