So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
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We were destined to go to rehab together
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
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I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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