I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
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I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
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You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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