"it" just moved
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
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If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
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You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
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