I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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