they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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