You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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