IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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