yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
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I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
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I'm sobbing to NWA
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
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