The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
Randomize
