I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
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What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
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How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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