Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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