I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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