You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
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I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
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what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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