I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
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No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
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Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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