You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
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I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
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I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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