He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
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Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
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I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
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