I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
it was like eating out sand paper
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
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