covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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