is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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