I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
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