Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
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never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
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We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
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