do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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