Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
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you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
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Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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