Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
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Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
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At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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