hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
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