I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
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Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
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She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
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